Wingnuts Say The Darndest Things

Wingnut Bumper Sticker

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman promoted his campaign’s  new bumper on Twitter: “Our campaign bumper sticker: If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted.”

Absurd, but in some ways brilliant for the way in which it combines two of the most idiotic right wing positions onto a bumper sticker. If only liberals could do as good a job of succinctly summing up their reality-based view of the world. Or maybe that’s the problem. Serious commentary on the issues doesn’t easily fit onto a bumper sticker.

Be Sociable, Share!


  1. 1
    Steve Simpleton says:

    He’s busy arming Iran and North Korea against the tyranny of the US Government.

  2. 2
    Bill from Dover says:

    If wingnuts had a brain, they wouldn’t be wingnuts.

  3. 3
    steeve says:

    The idiocy detracts from the larger idiocy – that anyone who’s voting on those issues instead of the survival of the middle class is already an idiot.

  4. 4
    pfair143 says:

    How about:

    If abortions were accompanied by mandatory Daddy castrations, abortions would not exist.

  5. 5
    Paul Cone says:

    I left the American shores circa 36 years ago to live in England. I’ve watched with dismay as the lunatics have taken over the asylum! I’m employed as a clinical psychologist – maybe I should return to the USA and work with Congress. Needless to say, business would be plentiful, but then again therapeutic work would require at least a modicum of awareness.
    Paul Cone

  6. 6
    Rich (IN Name Only) in Reno says:

    And if babies had hand held calculators, they’d all be CPAs.

  7. 7
    CAGary says:

    And the gold standard(too lazy on Sunday to look up the source):
    “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”

  8. 8
    Supremecourtjester says:

    In view of the news that a 4 year old shot his 6 year old brother I think that “if babies had guns they would not have siblings” would be more appropriate.

  9. 9
    J Edward says:

    That slogan is just so illogical that it confirms my long standing opinion that GOP fear based campaigning has left all GOP operatives as well as all GOP voters insane.

Leave a comment