David Letterman: Top Ten Questions on the Application to Become a Mitt Romney Look-Alike

David Letterman: Top Ten Questions on the Application to Become a Mitt Romney Look-Alike

10. Do you look like Mitt Romney?
9. Does Mitt Romney look like you?
8. True or False: You look like Mitt Romney
7. Do you not look like someone who doesn’t look like Mitt Romney?
6. If you wore a sombrero, would you look like Mitt Romney wearing a sombrero?
5. What do you feel is your main qualification, other than a strong resemblance to Mitt Romney?
4. During sex, does your wife ever yell out “Mitt Romney!”?
3. Do you know any fat, doughy guys who look like Newt Gingrich?
2. Can you smile while driving with a dog strapped to the roof of your car?
1. Do you mind being unemployed after November?

Quote of the Day

“Rick Santorum’s approval rating is 33 percent. His sweater vest comes in at 17 percent.” –Jimmy Kimmel