Quote of the Day

“Rick Santorum says that he is what the Republicans really want. Mitt Romney says now that he knows what Republicans want, he can change to those positions.” –Jay Leno

David Letterman: Top Ten Secret Service Code Names You Don’t Want

David Letterman: Top Ten Secret Service Code Names You Don’t Want

10. Dopey
9. Gasbag
8. One-Termer
7. Hasselhoff
6. Italian Cruise Ship Captain
5. German Grandmother
4. Dubya
3. Load
2. Not My Problem
1. Osama