David Letterman: Top Ten Signs Herman Cain Is Losing It
10. Plans to raise funds by suing himself for sexual harassment
9. Now smokes more than his campaign manager
8. Was recently found hiding in a drainpipe with a golden gun
7. Keeps asking voters if they want to touch his moustache
6. Claims Justin Bieber is his father
5. Campaigning as his hilarious alter ego, Pee-Wee Herman Cain
4. Just paid a visit to Dr. Conrad Murray
3. Spent last of campaign funds betting on the Colts
2. Gave rambling, drunken speech — oh I’m sorry, that was Rick Perry
1. He’s engaged to Kim Kardashian
RT @RonChusid: David Letterman: Top Ten Signs Herman Cain Is Losing It #p2 #p21 #topprog http://t.co/BZcBFalc // Lost it. #tcot