David Letterman: Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President

David Letterman: Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President

10. As always, he’s following his gut
9. Wants to spend more time with pie
8. There isn’t a Quiznos within five miles of the White House
7. Afraid of going up against the Newt Gingrich juggernaut
6. Doesn’t own a tie without a mustard stain
5. He was advised against it by his closest confidante, Duncan Hines
4. Constitution requires every candidate to be able to see their feet
3. Can’t understand response because of chewing
2. Hank Williams, Jr. just compared him to Stalin
1. He was born in Kenya

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