David Letterman: “Top Ten Things Overhead While Watching Raid On Bin Laden”
10. ‘We have got to get together for covert special ops raids more often’
9. ‘Are we shooting this in the studio where we faked the moon landing?’
8. ‘Someone run to the store and get daddy a pack of smokes’
7. ‘Hit pause, I gotta take a leak’
6. ‘These vibrating chairs are the best money we ever spent’
5. ‘Biden, wake up!’
4. ‘Mind if we switch over to the Celtics game for a second?’
3. ‘We should totally post this on YouTube’
2. ‘Seriously, Joe, wake up!’
1. ‘I just wish Dick Cheney were alive to see this’