The Indy 500 told Donald Trump that he is fired after becoming controversial politically. Trump’s response might as well have been, “You can’t fire me, I quit” as he claims to be too busy to be involved this year anyways.
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David Letterman: “Top Ten Things Overhead While Watching Raid On Bin Laden”
May 5, 2011 — Ron ChusidDavid Letterman: “Top Ten Things Overhead While Watching Raid On Bin Laden”
10. ‘We have got to get together for covert special ops raids more often’
9. ‘Are we shooting this in the studio where we faked the moon landing?’
8. ‘Someone run to the store and get daddy a pack of smokes’
7. ‘Hit pause, I gotta take a leak’
6. ‘These vibrating chairs are the best money we ever spent’
5. ‘Biden, wake up!’
4. ‘Mind if we switch over to the Celtics game for a second?’
3. ‘We should totally post this on YouTube’
2. ‘Seriously, Joe, wake up!’
1. ‘I just wish Dick Cheney were alive to see this’
Quote of the Day
May 5, 2011 — Ron Chusid“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” –Jay Leno as apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.” –Jay Leno
