Sarah Palin is trying to trademark her name. I imagine this is to prevent “Sarah Palin” from being used generically for all idiots the way Kleenex is used generically for all facial tissue.
For now her application to trademark her name and Bristol’s name was rejected because the forms were submitted unsigned. She must have washed that portion of her hand.
Once again, an article about $arah Palin shows us that truth is stranger than fiction.