“Kanye West on his worst memory: “The day I made Bush so sad, he decided to fuck up the entire world.” –Andy Borowitz
Other recent tweets from Andy Borowitz:
“If only Bush knew what Taylor Swift tried to say about him.”
“So apparently Bush doesn’t remember destroying the economy because he was still so upset by what Kanye said.”
“In comic books, a man exposed to as much radiation as John Boehner becomes a supervillain. Oh wait.”
Palin says Obama should not be meeting with Indians: “This isn’t Thanksgiving.”
”Fox News Reports: Obama In Secret Meeting with Foreigners from 19 Countries.”
