Top Ten Things Overheard At Sarah Palin’s Farewell Party

David Letterman couldn’t let the final days of Sarah Palin’s term as governor go by without notice (with no references this time to either slutty flight attendants or her daughter). Here is his list of Top Ten Things Overheard At Sarah Palin’s Farewell Party:

10. “More tiny hot dog appetizers? You betcha”
9.  “Don’t forget to schedule an appointment with Joe the Mover”
8.  “Quiet down! We don’t want to wake the Russians
7.  “Todd, I’ve always wanted to know — what do you do exactly?”
6.  “John McCain passed out in the dip
5. “Where can I check my pelt?”
4.  “Bad news — the new governor just quit”
3. “Please accept this gift from all of us at Lenscrafters”
2.  “Dancing with the Stars’ called, they got your resume”
1. “I haven’t seen you since the ‘Fire Dave Letterman’ Rally”

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    Leslie Parsley says:

    I’m sorry I missed it. I’m sure the audience was rolling in the aisles, just as I am now. “Todd, I’ve always wanted to know – what do you do exactly?” and  “John McCain passed out in the dip” are my favorites.

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