Right Wingers’ Favorite People

Right Wing News has surveyed right of center bloggers and compiled this list of their favorite people on the right. Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter head the list, but Bill O’Reilly only gets honorable mention. Apparently all those conservative bloggers who denounced Coulter for calling Edwards a faggot have forgiven her, and nobody on the right cares what Limbaugh said about those “phony soldiers.” Fred Thompson beats out the other declared Republican candidates, but does trail New Gingrich. Mitt Romney and John McCain didn’t even make the list. The winners are:

Honorable Mentions: Larry Elder – 4, Mary Katherine Ham – 4, Brit Hume – 4, Bill O’Reilly – 4, Jeff Sessions – 4, Robert Spencer – 4, John Stossel – 4, Walter Williams – 4

21 Tom Tancredo –5
21 Condi Rice – 5
21 Charles Krauthammer – 5
21 Hugh Hewitt – 5
21 John Bolton – 5
20 Sean Hannity — 6
20 Jim DeMint – 6
16 Judge Antonin Scalia – 7
16 Jonah Goldberg – 7
16 Tom Coburn – 7
16 Glenn Beck – 7
13 Glenn Reynolds — 8
13 Duncan Hunter – 8
13 Neal Boortz – 8
10 Victor David Hanson – 9
10 Laura Ingraham – 9
10 Dick Cheney — 9
9 Rudy Giuliani – 10
8 George W. Bush – 11
6 Fred Thompson – 13
6 Thomas Sowell – 13
5 Newt Gingrich – 14
4 Mark Steyn – 17
2 Michelle Malkin – 19
2 Ann Coulter – 19
1 Rush Limbaugh – 28


  1. 1
    realtime says:

    Rush Limbaugh for president. He won’t have to carry water for all the incompetents running the country. He can become of them and carry his own water.

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    Carl Gordon says:

    This is a common result of GOP conservative martyr syndrome, or as we learned in the 3rd grade, not getting your way all the time. It’s usually acompanied by embarassing physical ailments, not unlike goat polio, as well as pointedly stupid debates about nothing (see Ann Coulter) and a ludicrous absence of common sense.

    Unlike Goat Polio, spillage and pissing is more common in adult conservatives than in kids. It is entirely possible to introduce this silly behavior into a previously uninfected herd by feeding silage, sudden changes in kind of feed, parasitism, dramatic weather changes, and advanced stages of pregnancy, or shit-kicking defenseless dead people by pinhead pundits.

    Symptoms include depression of common sense, decreased appetite for obvious onion dips, beaver fever, leaning or stumbling or moving in one direction only while lollygagging, head pulled to flank with rigid neck during oral sex, facial paralysis on one side due to oral sex, slack jaw mouth breathing, and drooling during Republican primaries. Diarrhea is present when conservative principles or so-called “family values” are instigated while lacking any discernable point or value. Embracing GOP talking points can be mistaken for rabies. Immediate treatment is critical – Recovery is more “iffy” than with Goat Polio.

    The exact manner in which both republican ideology and Goat Polio affect the average pinhead is not well understood at this time. Treatment involves administration of high doses of boot leather to the dumb ass of the victim every six minutes for three to five days, then daily for an additional seven days. Forty-thousand IU per kg of body weight of common sense is needed to cross the blood brain barrier and put sufficient amounts of grey matter into the tissue of the dope’s central nervous system. Remember that one kilogram (kg) equals 2.2 pounds.

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    GBK says:

    Gee, I wonder if liberals have 20+ people they can name from the vast liberal media I keep hearing about…..

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    Ron Chusid says:


    A liberal list would be quite different. In contrast to the authoritarian right, liberals just aren’t into being told what to think by anyone analogous to Limbaugh, Coulter, and those other leaders of the conservative media.

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    Jericho says:

    Rush Limbaugh?! Is the right kidding? Do they have to stick to these idiots even a 16 year old who reads a decent paper once a week can beat in a debate on any subject? Intellectuals have these people for breakfast. We deserve to be fooled by the best, not by these moronic hypocrites.

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    Steve Savage says:

    Wow, the top rightwing hero is Rush Limbaugh, a drug abuser, pedophile and draft dodger. Somehow that is fitting.

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