Quote of the Day

“Mitt Romney has begun vetting his vice presidential candidates. This is a tough thing because they want to appeal to the Republican base. They want a strong conservative there, but someone who will not upstage Mitt Romney. So the search is on for a strong conservative in a coma.

“And they say they’re not going to make the same mistake as they did last time. They’re going to do a much more thorough job vetting than McCain did with you-know-who. They said this time they’re going to ask probing questions like, ‘Can you read? And ‘How many fingers am I holding up?’” –Bill Maher

Romney Afraid To Face Tough Interviews

Sunday mornings tend to be a Republican-friendly time on the TV interview shows, but it remains a scary place for those who are over their head in running for national office, such as Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney. Bob Schieffer questioned why Romney only appears on Fox:

Once again on Sunday, he hit Ed Gillespie mid-talking point (as Robert Gibbs chuckled).

“You think we’re ever going to see [Mitt Romney] on one of these Sunday morning interview shows? I know he does Fox, but we’d love to have him some time, as would “Meet the Press” and the ABC folk, I would guess,” the CBS “Face the Nation” host asked Sunday.

Gillespie, an adviser to the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, pointed out that Romney spoke “to schoolchildren last week.”

I’m sure the school children asked Romney some really tough questions.

Romney has had a hard time in other interviews beyond Fox. Imagine if clips of his past statements were brought up. Romney also has been unable to answer interview questions as to what he will do about the economy or specifically how his experience at Bain is of value. Tricky Mitt–his talk about improving the economy reminds me a lot of Richard Nixon’s secret plan to get out of Viet Nam (a secret which, to this day, nobody knows).

Sarah Palin Continues To Have Problems With Geography

It appears that Sarah Palin believes she can see (or vote in) Texas from Topeka. Residents of Topeka, Kansas had the pleasure of receiving this robocall from Palin: “Hello, Texas! I’m Sarah Palin.” The message went on to recommend voting  for Ted Cruz, a candidate endorsed by the Tea Party Express in the Texas primary. Of course I wouldn’t put it past Tea Party members in Kansas to try voting for Ted Cruz in Texas. They do tend to have a fuzzy concept of how our political system works.

Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Video of Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

The Hill quoted jokes about Republicans and dogs:

As Romney has often critiqued the president’s affinity for the Harvard faculty lounge, Obama noted that the former Massachusetts governor and he both had Harvard degrees. “I have one and he has two,” he said. “What a snob.”

Obama also brought up a theme that has hounded him recently.

In retaliation for Democrats harping on the old story of Romney tying the family dog to the roof of the car, many conservatives have pointed out that Obama ate dog when he was a boy in Indonesia — an admission he wrote in his memoirs years ago. The president tied the dog issue into jokes about a few other popular topics.

In reference to Sarah Palin: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.”

About politics being a rough game: “My step father always told me it’s a boy eat dog world out there.”

On the rise of super-PACs: The president came equipped with his own mock super-PAC ad that promised “America’s dogs cannot afford four more years of Obama; that is 28 years for them.”

Check out the full video for satire of Republican attack ads and Obama’s secret agenda for his second term. He had even more material prepared, but had to leave to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.

Quote of the Day

“One of the agents involved in the scandal was on Sarah Palin’s detail in 2008 when he was running for vice president. And he posted a picture on his Facebook – apparently he had a little crush on her – of him standing behind her kind of smirking and saying, ‘I’m checking her out.’ Which is more than you can say for the McCain campaign.” –Bill Maher

Republicans Show Little Enthusiasm For Romney Nomination And It Appears Mutual On Mitt’s Part

It is now as official as it is going to get for a while. Barack Obama has obtained enough delegates to clinch the Democratic nomination and it would take a rather major and unpredictable event to change the trajectory of the Republican race to deny Mitt Romney the Republican nomination. It remains possible that Romney might fall slightly short of the number of committed delegates to win, but there are likely to be near 600 unbound delegates, making it easy for Romney to pick up enough to win the nomination.  This is ensured by the manner that the party leadership is increasingly backing him, seeing his nomination as inevitable. On the other hand, Joe Scarborough says that nobody in the GOP establishment believes Romney can win. Republican voters are accepting the reality of his nomination, feeling satisfied but only eleven percent are actually excited by this outcome. The same poll also shows that a majority of Republican voters realize that Romney says what he thinks people want to hear as opposed to what he believes.

With Romney’s nomination having been fairly certain for the last few weeks, we are starting to get some inside information about the campaign. After all, Americans have become too inpatient to wait until after a campaign is over as might have been the case in the past. According to the National Review, Mike Allen and Evan Thomas’ e-book, Inside the Circus says that “Romney didn’t even have an oppo book on Rick Santorum a few days before the Iowa caucuses.” Personally I think they were foolish to totally write him off, not that it mattered in the end. With the other conservative candidates rising and then falling, I expected Santorum to pick up enough conservative votes to achieve some victories over Romney. Ultimately Romney did have a winning strategy:

[O]n March 14 and 15, Romney had raised over $3 million in New York and Connecticut. … The Romney campaign had a clever pitch for the event. Schmoozing with his money pals before the events, a Romney fund-raiser pointed out that “slightly more than half the delegates” to the GOP convention at Tampa “are evangelicals.” These true-believer conservatives are averse not only to Romney but to semi-reasonable types like Chris Christie and Mitch Daniels. As a result, said this fund-raiser, the “responsible Republican guys” are “starting to realize” that at a brokered convention “it’s not going to be Paul Ryan and Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush and Paul Ryan, a ticket they could really love. It’s probably Huckabee-Palin or Palin-Huckabee.” That was enough to scare the Wall Street crowd into getting out their checkbooks.

With Republicans already showing little enthusiasm for Mitt Romney’s probable nomination, I wonder how the Huckabee and Palin supporters in the party accept this characterization of Huckabee and Palin as not even making his “semi-reasonable” list.

Cheney Recovering From Surgery

Dick Cheney had surgery today to give him a heart. Next will Sarah Palin undergo surgery to get a brain?

Quote of the Day

“We have the lovely actress Julianne Moore on the show tonight. She’s playing Sarah Palin in the new HBO movie “Game Change.” It’s about the 2008 election. Believe me, that was a tough role to prepare for, playing Sarah Palin. She had to spend over six months not studying anything.” –Jay Leno

Limbaugh Losing More Advertisers And Radio Stations Over Sexist Attack

Rush Limbaugh continues to lose advertisers (I believe we are now up to twenty with the number likely to increase further) and at least two radio stations over his attacks on Georgetown law student  Sandra Fluke, calling her a slut and prostitute after testifying before Congress regarding the cost of contraception. A response from Jon Stewart is above (video).

One the many lame attempts to defend Limbaugh on the right is to create a false equivalency between Rush Limbaugh and Bill Maher (typically ignoring the amount of criticism Maher has received on the left for his misogynistic jokes about Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.

This attempt to create a false equivalency (a common tactic of right wing publications such as the Weekly Standard) fails as Maher might make an intermittent inappropriate joke (for which he often receives criticism from the left) while Limbaugh launched at least a three day sustained attack against someone who is not even a public figure. This is hardly analogous. Bill Maher has received a considerable amount of criticism on the left for his misogynistic jokes while the right has either lined up to defend him or their criticism has been very mild. Limbaugh has a long history of misogynistic rhetoric including his frequent chanting of “feminazis.”

Liberals criticized Maher for calling Sarah Palin a dumb twat and cunt. Why aren’t conservatives standing up to Limbaugh for calling someone who isn’t even a public figure a slut (especially as using birth control hardly means someone is a slut). Besides the total irrational attack line that using contraception makes her a slut or prostitute, he made additional attacks based upon the frequency of sex she has–appearing not to understand that the cost of contraception correlates poorly with frequency of sex–with zero correlation for some techniques such as oral contraception.

There might be a valid debate over what insurance should cover, but Limbaugh’s comments do not contribute rationally to that debate. It is meaningful that of all possible things covered by insurance, it is contraception where conservatives want to draw the line. Did others protest that insurance covers the cost of Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin, or his drug treatment?

There is also no comparison between a comedian such as Maher and someone like Limbaugh who is seen as a leader of the conservative movement and a major influence on the Republican Party.  Limbaugh hardly comes off as a serious political leader when he calls on Fluke to post sex tapes on the internet.To a considerable degree Limbaugh is a show man who makes his money playing to the bigotries of the far right, but he shouldn’t be allowed to have it both ways. He is either a rodeo clown (as Glenn Beck has described himself in a rare moment of honesty) or he is a serious spokesmen for the conservative movement. Comments such as this show he cannot be both-unless his comments do actually represent the views of the right wing.

Update: The number of advertisers who are dropping Limbaugh continues to rapidly increase. Netflix makes it thirty.

Update II: Capital One makes it 32.

Update III: When the right wing makes a dumb argument, as expected Sarah Palin repeats it.

Protests At Westminster Dog Show Against Romney’s Animal Cruelty

Protests were held against against Mitt Romney’s animal cruelty at the Westminster Dog Show.  Romney took his family on a family vacation with their Irish Setter, Seamus, in a carrier on the top of their car in apparent violation of Massachusetts’s animal cruelty laws. Dog excrement was found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. Romney responded to the controversy by insisting that Seamus liked being on the roof claiming,”He scrambled up there every time we went on trips.”

Actually, by Republican standards this is no big deal–at least he isn’t shooting at puppies from a helicopter. We already knew that Teabaggers hate puppies.

Pictures of the protests below:

 

In contrast to Mitt Romney, who mistakes his dog for luggage, Barack Obama rides with his dog inside the car: