Quote of the Day

“According to the polls, Anthony Weiner is the favorite to become the next mayor of New York City. How many of you have seen the Weiner poll? Anthony Weiner is out front. Isn’t that what got him into trouble in the first place? It’ll be a long campaign. All the guy has to do is stick it out. I hope the guy doesn’t get cocky. Weiner has a firm lead and his popularity is swelling.” –David Letterman

Quote of the Day

“In New York, the new front-runner in the New York City mayor’s race is Anthony Weiner. Some analysts say it’s due to name recognition. Actually, I think a few people recognize more than just his name.” –Conan O’Brien

David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

10. ‘A pigeon just nested in my hair’
9. ‘Will the Holland Tunnel take me to Holland?’
8. ‘Where does Batman live?’
7. ‘Hold on, I’m getting a text from Anthony Weiner’
6. ‘Where are the Jews?’
5. ‘He has to be the tiniest mayor ever’
4. ‘It’s such an honor to be here in The Windy City’
3. ‘If you won’t endorse me, Mr. Trump, would you consider me for ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?’
2. ‘They’ve got more hookers here than a congressional Christmas party’
1. ‘There goes Letterman . . . Get him!’

Quote of the Day

“Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The first question he asked his potential replacements is, ‘What’s the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply all?” –Conan O’Brien

Quote of the Day

“Our long national nightmare is over. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Anthony Weiner has resigned. That’s right, he decided to take his balls and go home. And it is now safe to go back on Facebook. I have to warn you. Newt Gingrich today put up a large Web ad. So you still may be seeing pictures of a huge dick.” –Bill Maher

Quote of the Day

“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.”--Mitt Romney to a group of unemployed Floridians

The Quote of the Day most often comes from the late night comedians. Today’s Bonus Quote is one which will make them all very sad:

“I am announcing my resignation from Congress, so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can choose a new representative and most important so that my wife and I can continue to heal from the damage I have caused.” –-Anthony Weiner

 

Quote of the Day

“There’s a word for people that take pictures of their privates and send them out: ‘stupid.'” –David Letterman

Bonus Quote:

“If Weiner resigns, they’re already talking about replacing him with Ashton Kutcher.” –David Letterman

Quote of the Day

“People wonder why Weiner engaged in such reckless behavior. If you wanted people to check out your crotch, go to the airport and go through security like everybody else.” –Jay Leno

Quote of the Day

“When there’s trouble, you can always tell who your friends are. And this poor guy, Anthony Weiner, is getting no support from nobody. Except, you know who’s supporting Anthony Weiner? Newt Gingrich. Today, Newt Gingrich sent him a $10,000 cell phone case from Tiffany’s.” –David Letterman

The Weinerlogues with Bill Maher and Jane Lynch

Fortunately HBO can broadcast things which the networks can’t. Bill Maher and Jane Lynch performed a reading of Anthony Weiner’s dialogue with a Las Vegas blackjack dealer named Lisa verbatim. This provides greater insight into what happened than can be obtained by the network evening news reports–plus it is hilarious to actually hear this out loud.