David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

10. ‘A pigeon just nested in my hair’
9. ‘Will the Holland Tunnel take me to Holland?’
8. ‘Where does Batman live?’
7. ‘Hold on, I’m getting a text from Anthony Weiner’
6. ‘Where are the Jews?’
5. ‘He has to be the tiniest mayor ever’
4. ‘It’s such an honor to be here in The Windy City’
3. ‘If you won’t endorse me, Mr. Trump, would you consider me for ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?’
2. ‘They’ve got more hookers here than a congressional Christmas party’
1. ‘There goes Letterman . . . Get him!’

Quote of the Day

“Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The first question he asked his potential replacements is, ‘What’s the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply all?” –Conan O’Brien

Quote of the Day

“Our long national nightmare is over. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Anthony Weiner has resigned. That’s right, he decided to take his balls and go home. And it is now safe to go back on Facebook. I have to warn you. Newt Gingrich today put up a large Web ad. So you still may be seeing pictures of a huge dick.” –Bill Maher

Quote of the Day

“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.”--Mitt Romney to a group of unemployed Floridians

The Quote of the Day most often comes from the late night comedians. Today’s Bonus Quote is one which will make them all very sad:

“I am announcing my resignation from Congress, so my colleagues can get back to work, my neighbors can choose a new representative and most important so that my wife and I can continue to heal from the damage I have caused.” --Anthony Weiner

 

Quote of the Day

“There’s a word for people that take pictures of their privates and send them out: ‘stupid.’” –David Letterman

Bonus Quote:

“If Weiner resigns, they’re already talking about replacing him with Ashton Kutcher.” –David Letterman

Quote of the Day

“People wonder why Weiner engaged in such reckless behavior. If you wanted people to check out your crotch, go to the airport and go through security like everybody else.” –Jay Leno

Quote of the Day

“When there’s trouble, you can always tell who your friends are. And this poor guy, Anthony Weiner, is getting no support from nobody. Except, you know who’s supporting Anthony Weiner? Newt Gingrich. Today, Newt Gingrich sent him a $10,000 cell phone case from Tiffany’s.” –David Letterman

The Weinerlogues with Bill Maher and Jane Lynch

Fortunately HBO can broadcast things which the networks can’t. Bill Maher and Jane Lynch performed a reading of Anthony Weiner’s dialogue with a Las Vegas blackjack dealer named Lisa verbatim. This provides greater insight into what happened than can be obtained by the network evening news reports–plus it is hilarious to actually hear this out loud.

Quote of the Day

Congressman Weiner reportedly called Bill Clinton to apologize for his behavior. After Bill suggested that Weiner also call Hillary, Weiner said, ‘Don’t worry, I sent her a text.’” –Conan O’Brien

Fallout From Weiner’s Sexting Continues Including Bizarre Suggestion That This Vindicates Breitbart

The country remains obsessed with Anthony Weiner’s weiner pics and sexting, apparently finding this to be a far more urgent issue than the economy or health care. Pressure is mounting on Weiner to resign from members of both parties. Ideally the question of whether Weiner is fit to represent his district in Congress could be settled by the vote of his constituents, but it is understandable that Democratic leaders would want an end to this distraction. To Democratic leaders, attempts to retake the House are the prime consideration. Anthony Weiner’s behavior was wrong but there are worse things a Congressman can do, such as vote to destroy Medicare.

As Weiner’s reputation has justifiably been seriously damaged, there has been a strange response from some to rehabilitate Andrew Breitbart. Should Andrew Breitbart get credit for being right this one time on Weiner, or should he be further condemned for making public  a comparatively  trivial sex scandal which was limited to consenting adults on line with no actual physical contact or violation of the law? Is Breitbart a crusading journalist, or is he just scum for making public pictures which should have remained private?

There is a strange double standard here if one thinks Breitbart was vindicated. After a long and distinguished  career of delivering hard news, Dan Rather was forced out of CBS due to using one poorly chosen source in a story. After a brief career of intentionally distorting the news, Andrew Breitbart is suddenly being treated as credible because he was finally right on one story.

Dan Rather and Watergate. Andrew Breitbart and Weinergate. Hardly any comparison in terms of journalistic accomplishments.

When the  National Enquirer turned out to be right about John Edwards, they might have enhanced their credibility in terms of searching out sex scandals, but this did not give them any credibility with regards to political coverage.  Similarly, Breitbart is no more credible than he was before in his political smears.  Weiner just made it too easy for Breitbart this time. It was foolish of Weiner to make it so easy for Breitbart by actually engaging in such behavior. He saved Breitbart of making things up, as he usually does.

The initial picture from Twitter showed Weiner’s weiner covered.  More recently Weiner’s uncovered weiner from Andrew Breitbart’s phone became public. In a case of very unfortunate timing for the couple. It was revealed yesterday that Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, is pregnant. Next will Breitbart release  ultrasounds displaying  the fetal genitals?