“Ron Paul’s son is a senator from Kentucky, and he’s now endorsing Mitt Romney. I know how that feels. My son watches Jay.” –David Letterman
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David Letterman: Top Ten Subject Lines of Emails Received By Mitt Romney
June 13, 2012 — Ron ChusidDavid Letterman: Top Ten Subject Lines of Emails Received By Mitt Romney
10. Meet other attractive Mitts in your area
9. Newt here, regarding the VP job
8. Reminder: It’s been over a month since you’ve purchased a Cadillac
7. Confirming your 2:30, 5:30, and 9 o’clock haircuts
6. 20% off at beach-house-car-elevators.com
5. Nice slacks, bro!
4. Your Marie Osmond tickets have shipped
3. It’s Newt–Are you getting my messages?
2. If I vote for you, can I ride your dancing horse?
1. Warning: your hacked password is about to expire
Quote of the Day
June 13, 2012 — Ron Chusid“In Romney’s world, corporations are people, people are robots, and dogs are luggage.” –Andy Borowitz
Quote of the Day
June 1, 2012 — Ron Chusid“Mitt Romney has begun vetting his vice presidential candidates. This is a tough thing because they want to appeal to the Republican base. They want a strong conservative there, but someone who will not upstage Mitt Romney. So the search is on for a strong conservative in a coma.
“And they say they’re not going to make the same mistake as they did last time. They’re going to do a much more thorough job vetting than McCain did with you-know-who. They said this time they’re going to ask probing questions like, ‘Can you read? And ‘How many fingers am I holding up?’” –Bill Maher
Quote of the Day
May 29, 2012 — Ron Chusid“A very moving moment today as Romney placed a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Banker”. –Andy Borowitz
Quote of the Day: Bill Maher on Mitt Romney’s Speech at Liberty University
May 25, 2012 — Ron ChusidBill Maher on Mitt Romney’s speech at Liberty University
“When you confuse a church with a school it mixes up the things you believe – religion – with the things we know – education. Then you start thinking that creationism is science, and gay aversion is psychology, and praying away hurricanes is meteorology.”
“They teach that the Earth is 5,000 years old, and dinosaur fossils washed up in Noah’s flood. This is a school you flunk out of when you get the answers right.”
”Conservatives often say that gay marriage cheapens their marriage. Well, I think a diploma from Liberty cheapens my degree from a real school.”
Quote of the Day
May 12, 2012 — Ron Chusid“Michele Bachamnn has announced she is now also a citizen of Switzerland. What better way to protest a president you think is socialist than become a citizen of a country with a socialist philosophy and a mandated health care plan.” –Jay Leno
Mitt Romney vs. Bobby Newport
May 8, 2012 — Ron Chusid
On Parks and Recreation Paul Rudd plays Bobby Newport, an empty-headed political candidate for the Pawnee city council who is only able to run because of having a rich father.While I do not think Mitt Romney is as ignorant as Bobby Newport, the similarities between the two are obvious. Comedy Central has looked at the two to try to determine which is more electable. If you are only interested in the results and now the full analysis, it was a tie.
