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Paris Hilton Seeks Campaign Advice From Jeb Bartlett

In August Paris Hilton responded to John McCain’s use of her name in a political ad and interpreted the use of her name as meaning she is a candidate for president. Fortunately she is content to be a fake candidate. While the candidacy is fake, she is taking the fake election seriously and is seeking […]

Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

See <a href=”” mce_href=””>Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad</a> and more <a href=”” mce_href=””>funny videos</a> on <a href=”” mce_href=””></a> Paris Hilton has responded to John McCain for including her in one of his recent campaign ads. To prevent any confusion, please note that, although she does make more sense than John McCain, this is all […]

John McCain’s Obsession with Paris Hilton

Is John McCain obsessed with Paris Hilton? McCain has once again dragged Paris into politics. First Read reports, “In its latest TV ad hitting Obama, the McCain campaign calls Obama the “biggest celebrity in the world” — and in the process shows clips of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.” Josh Marshall comments on McCain’s strategy: […]

Paris Hilton Loses Bulk of Expected Inheritance

Paris Hilton is might not inherit as much money as she expected as The Telegraph report that her grandfather has decided to donate 97% of his fortune to charity: Barron Hilton, 80, whose father Conrad founded the Hilton Hotel chain in 1919, will donate most of his fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation. Only […]

Paris Hilton in a Bikini as Safe as John McCain

John McCain claimed that it is so safe that “even Paris Hilton could ride a bicycle in a bikini through Anbar province.” Paris Hilton could be riding a bicycle dressed in this bikini through the Anbar province and still be safe if she had as much protection as John McCain did on his recent trip […]

Free Paris

It’s been impossible to ignore all the publicity about Paris Hilton, and difficult to resist posting on. It was just too hard to resist blog posts entitled Paris Has Been Liberated! and Paris Burning. I’ve heard claims that Paris was being treated more harshly than others with similar offenses would, but I’ve actually only paid […]

Paris is Burning

A day after being released from jail, Paris Hilton has been sent back as she was taken out of court screaming. I bet this means a repeat of her full body cavity searches of areas most of the world has already seen pictures of. As much as we try to ignore her story, I fear […]

Paris Has been Liberated!

Prison life just didn’t agree with Paris Hilton, who was released after only a couple of days in jail. Apparently the food sucked, and there was no where decent to shop. The party scene didn’t meet her standards either. All those days in jail weren’t a total loss. Paris gets a new ankle bracelet–artist rendition […]

Right Wing News Should Boost Traffic With Nude Obama and Palin Pics

It is always amusing to see what types of search words bring in people from search engines. Obviously there are always lots of mundane searches such as Obama’s position on Medicare Advantage plans, but it is the non-political searches which are most amusing to read. Via Memeorandum I see that Right Wing News should do […]

Letterman Continues Attack on McCain

David Letterman is still pissed off at John McCain for standing him up, and Paris Hilton, who Letterman claimed was McCain’s first choice of running mates, even joined him in bashing McCain: He said he felt like a “patriot” to let McCain off his commitment to deal with the economy and “now I’m feeling like […]