Sinkhole Forms In Front Of Mar-a-Lago

A sinkhole has formed in front of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate on Palm Beach. It is widely believed to be there because the planet earth has become humiliated by the presence of Donald Trump and is seeking to swallow him up.

During the presidential  campaign there was considerable support for a giant meteor destroying the earth as an alternative to voting for Trump or Clinton. The sinkhole is rapidly replacing the meteor as an American hero.

The sinkhole does not currently affect Donald Trump as he is out of the country on an international trip. The bar has been set so low that the trip will be considered a success if Trump manages to read off a teleprompter and does not provoke an international crisis.

This might turn out to be too hard for Trump, who complained about being exhausted just three days into the trip. A senior While House official has already attributed a mistake in planned wording used by Trump to his exhaustion. Who would have guessed the job would be so difficult? Trump has previously claimed he would be the healthiest president ever  and has said that Hillary Clinton lacked the stamina to be president.

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    Anonymous says:

    metaphor?

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    Anonymous says:

    Ttumps Grave  

     

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