Quote of the Day: Stephen Colbert On Hillary Clinton’s Cat

Clinton Cat ISIS

“It is being widely reported that there is solid, photographic proof linking Hillary Clinton to a known terrorist organization. An editor at Politico was tipped off that in Hillary Clinton’s book Living History, Hillary included a picture of her family in 1959 with their cat — ISIS!”

“Politico isn’t claiming that Hillary Clinton named her cat after ISIS. We have to leave open the possibility that ISIS named themselves after Hillary’s cat.”

“… it makes sense, if you don’t think about it. Cats have a lot in common with ISIS: They’re both ruthless killers who poop in the sand.”

–Stephen Colbert