Texas Rep. Steve Stockman promoted his campaign’s new bumper on Twitter: “Our campaign bumper sticker: If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted.”
Absurd, but in some ways brilliant for the way in which it combines two of the most idiotic right wing positions onto a bumper sticker. If only liberals could do as good a job of succinctly summing up their reality-based view of the world. Or maybe that’s the problem. Serious commentary on the issues doesn’t easily fit onto a bumper sticker.
He’s busy arming Iran and North Korea against the tyranny of the US Government.
If wingnuts had a brain, they wouldn’t be wingnuts.
The idiocy detracts from the larger idiocy – that anyone who’s voting on those issues instead of the survival of the middle class is already an idiot.
How about:
If abortions were accompanied by mandatory Daddy castrations, abortions would not exist.
I left the American shores circa 36 years ago to live in England. I’ve watched with dismay as the lunatics have taken over the asylum! I’m employed as a clinical psychologist – maybe I should return to the USA and work with Congress. Needless to say, business would be plentiful, but then again therapeutic work would require at least a modicum of awareness.
Paul Cone
And if babies had hand held calculators, they’d all be CPAs.
And the gold standard(too lazy on Sunday to look up the source):
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Selah.
In view of the news that a 4 year old shot his 6 year old brother I think that “if babies had guns they would not have siblings” would be more appropriate.
That slogan is just so illogical that it confirms my long standing opinion that GOP fear based campaigning has left all GOP operatives as well as all GOP voters insane.