Quotes of the Day: Letterman and Fallon on the Resignation of Pope Benedict

As everyone probably knows, the big news last week was that Pope Benedict resigned in order to spend more time with his family. I believe he will wind up as a commentator for Fox. Here’s some other predictions as to what will happen next:

“Big news coming out of the Vatican. Pope Benedict resigned. And they’re busy looking for replacements. The smart money is on Tim Tebow.” –David Letterman

“With the Pope retiring, more than 100 cardinals will sequester themselves in the Sistine Chapel to choose the next Pope. They’ll send out white smoke if they’ve chosen somebody, black smoke if they haven’t chosen somebody, and a text message when they find out that it’s 2013.” –Jimmy Fallon

“Pope Benedict is resigning. And you know what that means: Hillary in 2013?” –Jimmy Fallon