Quote of the Day

“New job numbers came out today. Unemployment went way down from 8 percent to 7.8 percent. Of course, a lot of this was because of the ever-expanding industry of Mitt Romney fact checkers.” –Bill Maher

Bonus Quote of the Day:

“It’s like Obama wasn’t even there. He hasn’t done this poorly since he debated Clint Eastwood.” –Stephen Colbert