“Newt Gingrich has criticized ‘New York elites’ who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.” –David Letterman
With Letterman repeatedly mocking Gingrich for his view of New York elites, background information and more serious commentary can be found here.
This would be funny if not for the fact that the last time David saw the inside of a subway was probably around 1972…