David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines

David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines

10. “You’re like a Godfather’s pizza: a little doughy, but still hot”
9. “My name’s Herman and I’ll get you squirmin'”
8. “May I stuff your crust?”
7. “You put the ‘ass’ in National Restaurant Association”
6. “Can I buy you a glass of whatever Rick Perry is drinking?”
5. “Would you describe yourself as the litigious type?”
4. (Video: Newt Gingrich having sex with a vending machine)
3. “Baby, you’re worth the forty grand in hush money”
2. “You don’t know Gloria Allred, do you?”
1. “My tax plan is 9-9-9, but you’re a 10-10-10”

Be Sociable, Share!

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Doug Mataconis says:

    David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines http://t.co/vEEgjMYH

  2. 2
    B.Maurice Washington says:

    David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines #p2 #p21 #topprog http://t.co/ocKEoMGJ

  3. 3
    David Henry says:

    David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines http://t.co/vEEgjMYH

Leave a comment