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David Letterman: Top Ten Herman Cain Pick-Up Lines

10. “You’re like a Godfather’s pizza: a little doughy, but still hot”
9. “My name’s Herman and I’ll get you squirmin'”
8. “May I stuff your crust?”
7. “You put the ‘ass’ in National Restaurant Association”
6. “Can I buy you a glass of whatever Rick Perry is drinking?”
5. “Would you describe yourself as the litigious type?”
4. (Video: Newt Gingrich having sex with a vending machine)
3. “Baby, you’re worth the forty grand in hush money”
2. “You don’t know Gloria Allred, do you?”
1. “My tax plan is 9-9-9, but you’re a 10-10-10”