David Letterman: Top Ten Best Rick Perry Excuses (Delivered by Rick Perry)

David Letterman:  Top Ten Best Rick Perry Excuses (Delivered by Rick Perry)

10. Actually there were three reasons I messed up last night 1) was the nerves 2) was the headache and 3) um…..uh….ooops.
9. I don’t know what you’re talking about I think things went well.
8. Hey I was up late last night watching “Dancing with the Stars”
7. I thought the debate was tonight.
6. Hey listen you try concentrating when Mitt Romney’s smiling at you. That is one handsome dude.
5. Uh, El Nino?
4. I had a five hour energy drink six hours before the debate
3. You know I really hoped it would get me on my favorite talk show but instead I ended up here
2. I wanted to help take the heat off my buddy Herman Cain.
1. I just learned Justin Bieber is my father

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    Heather Hancock says:

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