David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

David Letterman: Top Ten Things Michele O’Bachmann Said During Her Trip To New York City

10. ‘A pigeon just nested in my hair’
9. ‘Will the Holland Tunnel take me to Holland?’
8. ‘Where does Batman live?’
7. ‘Hold on, I’m getting a text from Anthony Weiner’
6. ‘Where are the Jews?’
5. ‘He has to be the tiniest mayor ever’
4. ‘It’s such an honor to be here in The Windy City’
3. ‘If you won’t endorse me, Mr. Trump, would you consider me for ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?’
2. ‘They’ve got more hookers here than a congressional Christmas party’
1. ‘There goes Letterman . . . Get him!’

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