David Letterman: Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Chris Christie Were President

David Letterman: Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Chris Christie Were President

10. Al-Qaida taunts America with ‘Your president’s so fat’ jokes
9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden
8. Cabinet will now have a Secretary of Cake
7. New state: Fatbuttachusetts
6. Congress does whatever he wants, because fat guys are, like, super-strong when they freak out
5. Presidential retreat moved from Camp David to Hershey Park
4. Taxpayers would have to pay for the president’s second seat on Air Force One
3. New national anthem: the ‘Chili’s baby back ribs’ song
2. Instead of Iraq, we’d invade IHOP
1. Scandal when president is caught in Oval Office with Betty Crocker and Sara Lee

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  1. 1
    railroadmike says:

    If “Pop The Magic Fascist Christie” gets elected there will be some changes alright. No praire dogs in Oklahoma. Because we will starve to death like we did when Hoover was in office.

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    L. Buren says:

    Nice BLOG, I like the lay-out as well as the interesting reading it offers. I am a republican conservative as you’ll see by visiting my BLOG. Comments are welcome…..

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    somniac8 says:

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