Breaking: S&P Downgrades Republican Party To Junk Status

Republican hostage drama ends with GOP killing the hostage.

Republicans and Tea Baggers won’t be happy until they totally wreck the economy, just so they can pin the blame for their actions on Obama.

Bonus Quote of the Day: How Republican Policies Are Wrecking The US Economy

“We have changed our assumption on this because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues, a position we believe Congress reinforced by passing the act.” –S&P on the downgrading of the US to AA+

Quote of the Day

“July was the hottest month on record in Washington, D.C. But it’s not the heat that gets you; it’s the stupidity.” –Jay Leno