Quote of the Day

“Sarah Palin has canceled the rest of her bus trip around America. She had to quit before she got to Mount Rushmore and somebody asked her to name the Presidents.” –Jay Leno

Bonus Quote:

“John McCain made his claim that illegal immigrants started the Arizona wildfires without doing his research. The last time he did that we got Sarah Palin.” -Jay Leno

Question of the Day

If a raving lunatic hacked Sarah Palin’s Twitter account, how would we tell the difference?