David Letterman: Top Ten Good Things About Having Osama bin Laden As A Neighbor

David Letterman: Top Ten Good Things About Having Osama bin Laden As A Neighbor

10. Didn’t matter how loud a party got, there was no way he was calling the cops
9. No one gave us better hugs
8. Did shirtless Tai Chi in the yard — you’re welcome, ladies!
7. He did a lot of volunteer work at the JCC
6. Very quiet, except on rare occasions when Navy SEALs would raid his house and kill him
5. Having a celebrity in the neighborhood is always good for property values
4. Olympic-sized camel-shaped pool
3. The adorable way he’d shout ‘Death to weeds!’ when mowing the lawn
2. At barbecues he made his famous ‘Fatwa Franks’
1. You were never the biggest jerk in the neighborhood

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