A Tip For Morons Who Are Planning To Have Children

Going beyond the obvious suggestion of “don’t,” here is today’s tip for morons who are planning to have children: Name your child Palin. What better way to honor such a prominent person who has been promoting ignorance as a virtue? Today Moms reports that “the number of families naming their babies Palin tripled from 2008 to 2009.”

While the number is up, there is still a relatively small number of people naming their children Palin, or after any other living politician:

Blame Nixon. “It used to be we would have seen Palins everywhere. Up until Watergate, every election reliably brought in a measurable generation of baby names,” said Wattenberg. But post-Watergate, it became too risky to name a baby after a politician. A good politician today could be mired in lifelong scandal tomorrow.  “There’s the element of risk. Presidential names are still hot, but only presidents who are safely out of office or dead. Everyone’s a little more jaded today, for good reason.”

But there is one measurable trend with political names – naming babies after politicians’ children. While Palin and Barack may not overrun the playgrounds in a couple years, their children will. Malia, Sasha, Bristol, Willow and Piper are all trending upward in name popularity.

“Bristol, Piper, Willow, that’s where you see the effect the politicians (have). It’s a safer thing, politically sort of safer, but you’re not making an homage,” Wattenberg said. “It shows that politicians are celebrities and their kids’ names are in the news,” said Wattenberg.

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    Robert A. Stansbury says:

    RT @RonChusid: A Tip For Morons Who Are Planning To Have Children: Name your child Palin. #p2 #p21 #topprog http://is.gd/7jrJrY

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    Larry says:

    RT @RonChusid: A Tip For Morons Who Are Planning To Have Children: Name your child Palin. #p2 #p21 #topprog http://is.gd/7jrJrY

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