Rumor of the Day

Yesterday we started the rumor that Keith Olbermann left MSNBC to become the new White House Press Secretary in hopes of making a few conservative heads explode. Among other attention, this rumor received a “Like” from Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune on Facebook and was picked up by The Gun Toting Liberal. Here’s today’s rumor:

Sarah Palin, who has avoided interviews outside of Fox since the disasters while running for VP, has now agreed to an interview with a liberal newsman. She has agreed to appear on Countdown any day next week.

Quote of the Day

“Dick Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The doctors discovered the problem during Cheney’s annual autopsy. On the other hand, George W. Bush is still waiting on his brain transplant.” –David Letterman