Quote of the Day

“Fox News Reports No Link Between Gasoline, Matches and Fire” –Andy Borowitz

Bonus Quotes:

“Good news: right-wingers assure me that violent rhetoric, unmedicated psychotics & 200 million guns are NOT A PROBLEM.” –Andy Borowitz

“Palin Vows to Silence Critics; Calls It ‘Final Solution'” –Andy Borowitz

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