Top Ten Surprises In Sarah Palin’s New Book

David Letterman’s “Top Ten Surprises In Sarah Palin’s New Book”

10. It’s one, long run-on sentence
9. Lists her favorite things to gut
8. In 2008, she voted for Obama
7. She plagiarizes the stuff George W. Bush plagiarized in his book
6. Averages six “You betcha’s” per page
5. In high school, was voted “Most Likely to Serve Half-Term As Alaska’s Governor”
4. Comes with a caribou jerky bookmark
3. There’s also an edition that’s been translated into English
2. Explains why they call her Baba Booey
1. Palin recently worked as a Tina Fey impersonator

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