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David Letterman’s Top Ten Highlights of President Obama’s Trip To Afghanistan

10. The welcoming chants of “Death to America!”
9.   Using miles to get bumped up to business class
8.   Picking up sexy negligee for Michelle at “Mahboba’s Secret”
7.   Playing a little 1-on-1 with Hamid Karzai
6.   Seeing “Hot Tub Time Machine” dubbed in Pashto
5.   Military demonstration on new secret weapon: ground-to-air-goat
4.   The splendor of Kabul in the springtime
3.   Catching Jon Lovitz at new Kandahar comedy club “Laffghanistan”
2.   Spotting a confused John McCain arguing with a falafel
1.   Leaving Afghanistan