Top Ten List: Highlights of Sarah Palin’s First Day at Fox

David Letterman, commenting on Sarah Palin starting at Fox, claims that the network’s new slogan is Hair & Unbalanced. He also stated that Simon Cowell, who announced his retirement from American Idol, is the only judge who Sarah Palin could identify. The Top Ten list was:

Highlights of Sarah Palin’s First Day at Fox News

10. Ruined office floor by drilling for oil.

9. Detached a retina from winking at the camera

8. Got confused –Thought she signed with QCV

7. Pistol-whipped three guys who called her “Tina”

6. Released a statement saying she won’t follow Leno

5 .At lunchtime, Tod picked her up driving snow mobile through lobby

4. Sad to learn there was no actual fox to hunt

3. Hosted a “Fire Dave” roundtable

2. Actually found a place with more white people than Alaska

1. Announced plans to run for president in 2010

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  1. 1
    crystal criko says: letterman top 10 on palins first day at fox

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    Leslie Parsley says:

    I promished that unless she were exposed for something earth-shaking, like having an affair with McCain, I wasn’t going to write about the woman for a long, long time.

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    the chipster says:

    I use to think the republican party broke the mold with bush- But after hearing palin I’m sure now they were pulled from the same pot

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    Dave says:

    You forgot to mention “Amiable Dunce”,  which is of course what your guys  said about Ronald Reagan…keep demeaning her and she will become your worse night mare….born again Christian, Mom, gun toating conservative……

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    Ron Chusid says:

    Sarah Palin’s ignorance is far beyond that which Ronald Reagan was ever accused of.

    What makes you think that “you guys” over here were all anti-Reagan. A tremendous number of readers here (along with many people I’ve met during the Kerry and Obama campaigns) voted for Reagan but now object to the move by the GOP to the extreme right. In may ways Reagan is far closer to Obama than Sarah Palin. (Of course there are remains major differences between them).

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    Gail Purves says:

    “In may ways Reagan is far closer to Obama than Sarah” Palin.
    HUH? You’re dreaming!
    For those of you that say she is on her way to the top, you need to watch this.

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