Mathematicians Prove Jessica Alba’s Perfection

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The right wing rejects mathematical models which demonstrate climate change, but here’s some findings which they might not question. A group of Cambridge mathematicians have created a model which explains why Jessica Alba’s walk is so sexy:

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman’s walk – and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.

While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

Could Jessica Alba’s perfect proportions have anything to do with that genetic enhancement she received in Dark Angel?

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    b-psycho says:

    Eh, I prefer Beyonce.

  2. 3
    Ron Chusid says:

    You may prefer Beyonce, but can you prove it mathematically 🙂

    I hate to play party pooper but as I just arrived at my hotel, and simply keeping the blog going while traveling will be difficult, I might have to hold off on being “it” until after I return home.

  3. 4
    UncommonSense says:

    Could Jessica Alba’s perfect proportions have anything to do with that genetic enhancement she received in Dark Angel?

    Nah, she’s just hot.

  4. 5
    DrToketee says:

    Makes me wish I had finished my Ph.D. dissertation in mathematics so many years ago … well at least my more recent Ph.D. in computer science will allow me to SIMULATE her sashay …

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