I’m not sure if this is a real campaign or just a satire on campaign promisies, but here’s an offer which is getting quite a bit of attention. Tania Devereaux, a candidate for Senate in Belgium, is offering to give 40,000 blow jobs. From their web site, “It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.” Michael P.F. van der Galiën is trying to determine the legitimacy of this offer.
The blow jobs can either be physical, with Tania’s party providing transportation world wide, or virtual in Second Life. She offers the virtual blow jobs for those who are married or shy. In addition, “Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications.”
They calculate that fulfilling this promise will take 500 days to tour the world, giving 80 blow jobs a day. In order to keep to this schedule, “each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.” Other conditions include:
- applicants must be 18yrs old or above
- condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
- the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
- any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
- Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
Requests for blow jobs can be made on line. There’s no word as to whether Bill Clinton has signed up.