While on special assignment doing investigative reporting in Florida, the state where democracy was stolen in 2000, I found evidence of a White House conspiracy. George Bush was found to be meeting with Richard Nixon. No doubt they were discussing techniques to stonewall the press and avoid the appearance of flip-flopping by rendering previous statements “inoperative.” Perhaps Nixon gave Bush a secret plan to get out of Iraq, or even revealed his plan to get out of Vietnam which, to this day, remains a secret.
Ok, this wasn’t really an investigative report but a visit to the Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World. (Actually I first filed this report after my previous visit in April, but things stay pretty constant at the Hall of Presidents.) I noted that the Bush animatronic was right next to the Richard Nixon animatronic. This does raise a couple of questions:
In placing Bush next to Nixon, are the Disney imagineers trying to tell us something?
If an animatronic can be made of George Bush which sounds more intelligent than the original, is it possible others have substituted an animatronic for the real George Bush? Could it be that the real George Bush is really a “compassionate conservative” and neocons or the religious right replaced him with an animatronic to pursue their agenda?
We report, you decide.