Every year Beloit College releases their “Mindset List” to on the incoming freshmen. Here’s some examples from this year’s list:
1. The Soviet Union has never existed and therefore is about as scary as the student union.
2. They have known only two presidents.
8. They are wireless, yet always connected.
9. A stained blue dress is as famous to their generation as a third-rate burglary was to their parents’.
11. A coffee has always taken longer to make than a milkshake.
22. Mr. Rogers, not Walter Cronkite, has always been the most trusted man in America.
51. Michael Moore has always been showing up uninvited.
71. The U.S. has always been studying global warming to confirm its existence.