Joke of the Day

Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and George Bush are placed in front of a firing squad.

Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, “Earthquake!”

The firing squad panics and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.

John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John notes what Bill has done.

Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, “Tornado!”. Again the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall and escapes.

After the firing squad reassembles again, George Bush is placed against the wall. He is thinking,”I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and jump over the wall.” As the firing squad points their rifles ain his direction, he smirks his and yells, “Fire!”

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